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Huggleslet's all take a trip down memory lane, to the vicious battles of food20060916183016
GehennomI never got involved, but who cares!

/me sets up a huge food catapult.
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Huggles/me replaces string with cheese on his catapult20060916184746
Tuscan Raider*Walks in, and hides behind a grand table to set up his base.*20060916184821
Huggles/me gives you a complementary fruit basket for joining.20060916185006
Salu/me god modes like everybody else is doing...

And this should be in the Fireside -.-
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Hugglesyea i noticed like 5 seconds after i made it

Lol, shush maybe they wont notice
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IdhrenCelegrusc...Who were you before the reset huggles? 20060916190855
Hugglesi was huggles20060916191029
IdhrenCelegruscOk. Sorry I didn't recognize you before the reset...then again I wasn't on very much.20060916191217
Hugglesehh
i went to library after the FoF vs all war, came back and gave 20k hares to Martin to play with
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IdhrenCelegrusc20k?!?!?!?!?!20060916191455
Hugglesi would have had more buuuuuut i dont recall what i did with the other half20060916191732
IdhrenCelegruscI could only raise about 1.5 k! :angry: Course, that was because everybody and their brother kept on ruining me even after the war. 20060916191824
Hugglesnot many people attack me :]
i liked havin high friends in high places
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IdhrenCelegruscThat's the point. I pledged my troops to a more powerful friend of mine and his dirty enemies attacked his allies that had no troops at home, mostly me.20060916192206
Hugglesout of the top 25 last season like half were somehow linked with me20060916192258
IdhrenCelegruscLol, my friend Rurna is gonna' be mad that you started a food fight before she did. rolleyes20060916192711
Gehennom/me throws the cheese at Huggles.20060916195508
DandinI'm cutting the food-supply lines as soon as this thing reaches a 100 replies. :D20060917103405
GehennomWait a sec. You're not the real Dandin are you.
The real one is dandin1!

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Salu[Username and Ruler Name]20060917140427
IdhrenCelegrusc...20060917150011
BirchpawFirstly of all, Reguba, It's Brightfire.
Second, this does belong in Fireside.
Third, there are not enough exclamation points to do it justice.
Fourth, I am irked that a forty page war can be destroyed by the click of a button.
Fifth, Reguba, you're gonna die. *godmodes and autohits Reguba with a tomato*

Meanwhile, on the IOP...

*cricket chirps*

Okay...maybe not.

[i]But there are no crickets on IOP...[/i]
Shh...they don't know that...
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Martinboy sometimes I just wonder what we're going to do with you guys. rolleyes20060918145635
IdhrenCelegruscThrow us in a mental instition. :p20060918150610
GehennomDoes the mental institution have food?20060918172904
HugglesIf redwall has small rodent people, what would bugs be seen as??? O.o Some kinda giant mouse eating demon from hell and beyond?20060918220701
IdhrenCelegruscrolleyes20060919080902
BirchpawDunno...bugs seem to be treated kindly...
MARTIN! *stabs Martin with a carrot*
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GehennomI thought we were supposed to be food-fighting.20060919173953
IdhrenCelegrusc*Takes out dried out 5 foot black licorice quarter staff!*20060920170510
BirchpawFine! *hits Gehennom with a chicken*20060920180410
HugglesSTOP...THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ... ah never mind,

*throws carrots at everyone in the eye*
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Tuscan Raider*Hides in his marshmallow fort reinforced with hardened graham crackers. Loading his jaw breaker machine gun, he opens fire on everyone.* Hahahaha! Try and stop me... *Is hit in the eye with a carrot.*20060920181826
Echothrows asparagus at everyone, the aspragus explodes destroying much and many20060920190707
IdhrenCelegrusc*Starts wacking everybody in the head with his quarterstaff*20060920200418
Birchpaw*is hit on head* *eats a cookie* *throws a cookie at Reguba*20060921140929
IdhrenCelegrusc*Eats cookie* Mmm good!20060921152209
Hugglesthrows peanuts at everyone's noses20060921160828
Gehennom*Creates a pomegrante grenade...*

Get it?
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IdhrenCelegrusc*Blocks peanuts with staff spinning move*20060921173014
Hugglesi'm sick so i sneeze on everyone and we all catch the dry ditch fever together and die!! wheee mass suicide !!



being sick sucks >.<
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IdhrenCelegruscLol.20060921190419
Tuscan RaiderYeah, lol. 20060922051442
IdhrenCelegruscI get alergies in the fall, but that doesn't stop making it my fave. season! rolleyes20060922075240
Birchpaw*eats peanuts* *is undead*20060922185529
IdhrenCelegruscGo for peacans. :p20060922195756
GehennomNo one got my pomegranate joke...

*sniff sniff*
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BirchpawI'm still trying to figure out what a pomegranate is...

*throws a rock candy at Reguba*
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Sade*watches with interest* 20060923191747
IdhrenCelegrusc*Blocks with black licorice quarterstaff and goes into a counter attack!**Throws coconut cream pie at Sade*20060923192018
Birchpaw*throws the moon at Reguba* Hey it's cheese!

j/k

*eats Reguba's quarterstaff*
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IdhrenCelegruscYECH! HOW COULD ANYBODY EAT BLACK LICORICE AND LIVE?! *Get's crackers* Crackers and cheese! :D20060924091948
Sade*Is coconut cream pied* ACK! *Reaches around blindly and finds a lemon meringue pie* *whipes eyes and throws pie at Reguba*20060924115646
IdhrenCelegruscALRIGHT! LEMON MORANGUE (sp?)! 20060924135319
BirchpawDefinite misspelling there.20060924163735
IdhrenCelegruscNo really. rolleyes
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BirchpawMmmm, staff. *begins eating the moon*20060924164347
IdhrenCelegrusc*Runs out of crackers* CURSES!20060924164725
Tuscan Raider*Turns into cream pie, and sits in the middle of the room.*20060925050813
Birchpaw*rolls the moon over on Tuscan Raider*20060925173128
IdhrenCelegruscLol, you just pied the moon. 20060925194820
GehennomSo this moon is edible?

No wonder there's so many holes...
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Tuscan Raider*Dies because he can't breath under the almighty moon. Becomes a gingerbread cookie, and runs for his life.* 20060926083325
IdhrenCelegrusc*Turns into a wolf and chases after him*20060926093013
Tuscan RaiderNooooooooooooooo! *Grows wings, and flies around the Court.*20060926101450
Birchpaw*continues to eat the moon* Mmm, cheese.20060926174250
IdhrenCelegrusc*Turns into a Griffin!* Ok, I have no idea how I'm doing this...20060926194428
Tuscan RaiderNor do I... *Flies around, and tries to nimbly dodge the griffin.*20060927045421
IdhrenCelegrusc*Stabs Tuscan Raider with beak*20060927104109
Tuscan RaiderOOC You can call me Sleek, becase that is my username, and plus I like it better than Tuscan Raider... I don't know why I chose it...

BIC *Turns to steel,and the beak bounces off.*
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IdhrenCelegrusc*Beak is imbedded in the steel so he flops about as Sleek runs*20060927154812
Tuscan Raider*Sleek flaps his steel wings, but collapses in fatigue. Transforming into an elf, he arms himself with an ivory longbow, long sword, and a magical ward.*

Come on, try and attack me now.
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IdhrenCelegruscThat's kinda hard when MY BEAK IS STILL IMBEDDED IN YOU!20060927155438
Tuscan RaiderWell, I guess you are still attached to me then, and now I am in considerable pain.20060927155549
IdhrenCelegruscHold on. *Comes up not in him but still can't move his beak because he pulled off the breastplate* Ok, I call a 2 hr. time out while I go to a black smith! :p20060927161428
Sade*Watches through cream* mmmm... cream.... 20060927171806
IdhrenCelegrusc*Comes back* Ok, I'm good now! *Turns into Gilgalad* ALRIGHT!!!20060927180847
Tuscan RaiderSo, you're finally ready? Alright, come on. I can beat you in my elven form any day.20060927181058
IdhrenCelegruscNot when I now ninjitsu!20060927182753
Tuscan RaiderJust attack me! I mean in the old days we used to attack each other and not chat. Kids these days... j/k 20060927182933
IdhrenCelegruscI'm nearly 15! rolleyes20060927184057
Tuscan RaiderOhh, really? *Looks away.* Well, I didn't see that coming.20060927184324
IdhrenCelegrusc...I'm older than you aren't I. :p20060927184402
Tuscan RaiderNo, actually not. :D I am older than you, Reguba. :p20060927184548
IdhrenCelegruscFewey...20060927184755
Tuscan RaiderI actually thought you would be older than me, Reguba.20060927184834
IdhrenCelegruscThat's a first.20060927185019
Tuscan RaiderI guess so. I do know I am younger than some though...20060927185139
IdhrenCelegruscLol. LET'S GET IT ON! *Noespalms Sleek*20060927185217
Tuscan RaiderOOC I was waiting for you. I have to tell you, I am a teen.

*Sleek dodges it, and the shield takes some of the blow.* Is that all you have, Reguba?
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IdhrenCelegruscNot really. *Takes up defensive stance*20060927185921
Tuscan Raider*Grips his sword with one hand, and with the other hand, fires a plasma bolt at Reguba's chest.* Well, we'll see soon enough.20060927190058
IdhrenCelegrusc*Bends backwards and lets it go above him while throwing Kunai at Sleek*20060927190721
Tuscan Raider*Sleek leaps into the air, and dodges it while notching an arrow to his bow. He releases it, aiming to hit Reguba, while generating power for his next strike.*20060928051547
IdhrenCelegrusc*Falls on his back and barrel rolls, then gets up and starts bouncing off the walls, hitting Sleek on the way to the other wall and repeating furiously! :D*20060928105924
Tuscan Raider*Activates his magical ward which repels Reguba, and sends his flying around. Sharp spikes appear on the walls, precariously close to Reguba.* :D20060928142911
IdhrenCelegrusc*The spikes prove to be made of cheese (this is a food fight remember?)*20060928165042
Tuscan Raider(Sorry, I forgot for a moment.) *Sleek eats a marshmallow with graham crackers.* Mmm, good.20060928170236
IdhrenCelegrusc*Takes hardened cheese that is practically as hard as a brick and hits sleek in the head with it on the way to the other wall*20060928170542
Tuscan RaiderCollapses while still eating the marshmallow. He stands up, and drinks some hot sauce. "Want some, Reguba?"20060928170831
IdhrenCelegruscEw gross no!20060928170856
Tuscan Raider"Well too bad!" Throws a bottle of super hot sauce at Reguba, which breaks on contact and leaves Reguba covered in it.20060928172446
Gehennom*pops up from the middle of nowhere, still holding a pomegranate in his hand*

Now come on guys, don't play with your food, some people really need it.
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Tuscan Raider*Throws another bottle of hot sauce at Gehennom.* 20060929045703
IdhrenCelegrusc*Goes off to get acid to get all of it off* 20060929091505
Gehennom*runs around screaming trying to dodge the bottle of hot sauce, which somehow follows him around the room, and tries to throw his pomegrante at it*20060929173037
Sade*unwraps a popsicle and begins to eat it* mmm... popsicles... 20060929173957
Tuscan Raider*Drinks hot sauce, as Gehennom throws his pomegranet grenade at the missile sauce, and as Reguba washes with acid.*20060929183013
IdhrenCelegrusc*Calls in the Mandalorians with their carrot rifles of death!*20060929191122
Birchpaw[b]HOT SAUCE!!!![/b] *tackles Sleek and steals the hot sauce* YAY!!! *gulpgulpgulp*20060930141903
IdhrenCelegrusc*Comes out in Mandalorian Armor* THIS'LL STOP YOUR HOT SAUCE! ATTACK!!!!20060930162444
Sade*Laughs* Reguba... you're so funny, you and your armor...20060930173315
IdhrenCelegruscHey, Mandalorian armor is cool! 8)20060930192539
GehennomWhat's Mandalorien armor?20060930204824
BirchpawDon't ask. But, as hot sauce is a liquid, it could seep through cracks. If their are none, how could you move?

*starts hitting Reguba with salami*
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Gehennom*Takes a pound of ham and brains Brightfire on the head*20061001090318
IdhrenCelegruscIt's the armor Jango and Boba Fett wore. And for your info., it does have cracks but you wear a suit on underneath.20061001112352
BirchpawSee. Hot sauce can penetrate it. *continues hitting Reguba with salami*20061001163332
Tuscan Raider*Stands up, and eats some cake.* Ehh, I have to take a break.20061001173155
IdhrenCelegruscLol that rhymes, and that's sorta' true Brighty.20061001190118
BirchpawSALAMI!!! *increases salami blows that rain down upon Reguba*20061002163450
Tuscan Raider*Drinks marshmallow soup.* Mmm, that's quite good. You should try some. *Throws it at the two.20061002164646
Birchpaw*tackles Sleek in a salami-induced craze*20061002183147
Tuscan Raider*Tries to throw marshmallow soup at Birchpaw.* What do you want? I can give you gold. Lots of gold... :D ;)20061002190910
IdhrenCelegrusc*Points glock that shoots candy corn at the back of Brighty's neck* Alright, just get up slowly and nobody gets hurt...20061002193811
Tuscan Raider*Rolls from under Birchpaw, and raises his hands while standing up. Grabs his marshmallow rifle.* Put the glock down, and you don't get hurt...20061003141747
GehennomIt's the Hot Potato!
*throws a smoldering object that looks like a rock at Sleek*
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Tuscan Raider*Dives to the side.* Hey, why me? Throw it at Reguba! *Stands up, and aims his marshmallow rifle at Gehennom.* Alright, now you pay for that. It almost his me. ;)20061003194541
IdhrenCelegruscok, to straighten things out, who's on who's side?! I try to protect Tusky, and he turns on me, are you trying to get Aria on your side or are you just insane? rolleyes Jk.20061003195103
Tuscan RaiderInsane. j/k ;) *Aims his marshmallow rifle at Gehennom.* You're right Reguba, I shouldn't of turned on you. *Grins.*20061004052214
IdhrenCelegrusc*Walks off shaking his head* Let's see if there is a pattern in these betrayals and double betrayals... rolleyes20061004065350
Tuscan RaiderWhat about triple betrayals? Walks away to create a nation that is ruled by a psychotic dictator.20061004142538
IdhrenCelegruscFidel Castro beat you too it. rolleyes20061004162523
IdhrenCelegruscFidel Castro beat you too it. rolleyes20061004162543
Birchpaw*tries to remember wat a glock is* *wanders off to look it up* *charges back at random to continue belaboring Reguba with salami*20061004171155
GehennomHow dare you aim that rifle at me, Sleek!
You must die!
*randomly throws "hot potatoes" everywhere*
20061004184008
Tuscan RaiderHow dare you throw "hot potatoes at me, GEHENNOM. Last season ally in war. *Dodges the weird "hot potatoes, before firing marshmallows at Gehennom from his marshmallow rifle.20061004192349
IdhrenCelegruscA glock is that pistol like gun that police and everybody and their brother uses.20061004202143
BirchpawWell I ain't everybody, I ain't got a brother, and all I know about guns is that they are used by people to kill.

*continues hitting Reguba with salami*
20061005150011
IdhrenCelegruscI'd prefer turkey lunch meat. rolleyes20061005160325
Sade*Thinks for a minute* Wait.... glock......20061005160818
GehennomOh...that war....
Friends?
*offers a potato stained paw*
20061005164523
IdhrenCelegruscGoes off to get a mountain dew livewire*20061005165131
Sadeyeah.. without me in that war you guys would have been.... *waves paws around drunkenly with a bottle of rum in hand* Laughs histerically then trips*20061005170206
IdhrenCelegrusc*Shakes up a 2 liter of Mountain Dew Livewire and sprays it at everybody*20061005170301
Sade*Burst out laughing* *mouth fills up with mountain dew* HIC! 20061005170525
IdhrenCelegrusc*Falls into a sugar coma*20061005170850
Sade*sits down to eat some shortbread*20061005171306
IdhrenCelegrusc*Dreams that he's Calvin *20061005171606
Sade*throws shortbread at Reguba's corpse*20061005171901
IdhrenCelegruscI'm not dead, I'm just in a coma!20061005172100
Sadesooo? I can still call you a corpse because I like that word :p20061005172149
IdhrenCelegruscrolleyes20061005172843
HugglesGives everyone fresh ammunition and special "Jedi Carrot-sabers" :D

*hides inside a bucket
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BirchpawSorry, I already have a carrotsaber. I don't prefer them, though. *whips out cokesaber* LET'S GET IT ON!!! 20061006140651
IdhrenCelegrusc*Get's out doublebladed green pepsi saber*20061006195817
DaFish*pulls out a root beer... drinks it...* wait, food fight, right.

*crushes can on reguba's head and runs*
20061007000504
IdhrenCelegrusc*Feels the circle dent in his head then rushes at Brightfire* rolleyes20061007080034
Gehennom*whips out...a hot potato sabre*20061007093906
Griemont*looks at celery stick doubtfully*



*runs and hides*
20061007133903
IdhrenCelegrusc*Puts on hat that looks like Rob from Pillar's and starts whipping out pepsi-justice while saying a lot of British stereotypes! rolleyes *20061007143731
Sadewow, that's harsh Reguba. *Sits down and eats some potato chips*20061008222044
Junty Cellarhog*Junty takes out his white pepsi double axe*

Ha-Haa And the Pepsi shall own all! :D
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IdhrenCelegruscLol TALLYHO AND WHAT NOT AYE AYE?! 20061009103417
IdhrenCelegruscPEPSI RULES! :D20061009103442
Sade*Takes out cokesaber* oh no you didn't!20061009112356
IdhrenCelegruscDidn't what?20061009162216
Junty CellarhogI think she meant "Oh no you don't!" rolleyes

*Clashes weapons with Sade, parry and ducking and jumping as he goes*

Quite a work out this... :D
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IdhrenCelegrusc*Joins Junty* Aye laddie! rolleyes20061010063634
Tuscan Raider*Comes back with Pepsisaber, and starts attacking people that like coke.* Pepsi shall rule!20061010170852
Birchpaw*blocks all attacks boredly* Lalala, waiting for a soft drink who has drinkers who can fight. I say, Pepsi judgement must be awfully clouded.20061010195911
Relampago*Decides to join in the fight*

*Enters wearing armour made of gingerbread and stars flailing at people with pepsi sabers.*

*Is attacking with *HUGE* (lol) axe made made entirely of stale crackers with laquer to make it indestructable.*
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Junty CellarhogAHHH! A Crackerbread GreatAxe!!! :(

*Continues to parry and block, but then tries to trip his opponent with the hook side of the PepsiDoubleAxe
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Tuscan Raider*Joins with the Fighters for Pepsi j/k (FFP, and attacks people that like coke. Again.*20061011045444
Relampago*starts yelling profanity that isnt profanity and makes no sence while attacking tuskan for attacking ppl with coke*

yes i made that as confusign as possible
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IdhrenCelegrusc*Attacks Brighty* A POX ON THE COKE LOVERS! :p20061011160615
Tuscan RaiderYou dislike coke Reguba?! Cool if you say yes. *Attacks Relempago (sorry if I mispelled that) for attacking him for attacking the coke fans.* Pepsi shall rule. :D20061011162626
BirchpawNo, he lives for Coke.
COKE FOREVER!!!
*drinks Coke*
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Tuscan RaiderQuote by Reguba: *Attacks Brighty* A POX ON THE COKE LOVERS! :p

Me: See, he is on the Pepsi side I think. *Attacks Birchpaw.*
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IdhrenCelegruscYes, I am for the heavenly softdrink, aka Pepsi. :D20061011194529
Tuscan RaiderWoot! *Sheaths Pepsi saber and grabs a Pepsi machine gun.* Drink Pepsi Coke addicts!20061011194718
IdhrenCelegruscLol, Ditto! Wild Cherry coke rules!20061011194948
Tuscan RaiderHeck yeah! Lol. 20061011195039
IdhrenCelegruscSorry, I meant Wild Cherry Pepsi, if I wasn't so tired I would have done it right the first time. rolleyes20061011195134
Tuscan RaiderOh. If I wasn't stressed, I would of noticed you said coke. Oh well. :p20061011195239
IdhrenCelegruscLol. On with the centuries old war then? rolleyes20061011195345
RelampagoRadioactive Carrots MUAHAHAHHA!
*starts up railgun*
*railgun start firing radioactive baby carrots at random*

*tries to remember where I got a railgun*
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Tuscan RaiderYeah, I guess so. *Throws a Pepsi Grenade at a large group.*20061011195558
IdhrenCelegrusc*Group is showered with pepsi and when they try to scream they swallow pepsi and they become converts rolleyes *20061011195743
Tuscan Raider*Eats some carrots with Pepsi to drink. :p Realizes they are radioactive, and drinks more Pepsi. rolleyes20061011195918
Relampago*watches tuscan grow to the size of a car (due to radioactive carrots)*

"oh---not good."
*hides behind reguba*
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IdhrenCelegrusc*Grabs a mace and swings behind him, hitting Relampago on the head* 20061012072027
RelampagoI hope that was a liquorish mace!
*gets trampled by giant radiactive rabbit*

*stands up, looks around looking knida confused, then runs away screaming*
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Tuscan Raider*Drinks a can of Pepsi, and goes on a rampage, crushing the Coke fans with his liquified Pepsi limbs.* 8)20061012142706
Birchpaw*mutters* Where are Rob and Menchi when I need them?
*drinks cherry coke alone* *cries because everyone is on the dark side, including my alt*
[i]Nope. I'm still here.[/i]
YAY!!! Pepsi is GOIN' DOWN!!!
[i]*draws own double-bladed cokesaber and races for Reguba*[/i]
*attacks Sleek*
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Tuscan Raider*Activates [b]his[/b] double bladed [b]Pepsi[/b] saber. Turns back to normal and attacks Birchpaw.* For Pepsi!20061012150422
Relampago*stands on the sidelines with coke saber drawn, looking for a reason not to join in the fight*

*sigh*

*attacks*
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Tuscan RaiderAll for Pepsi, say [b]aye.[/b]20061013045334
Relampagonay!
down with pepsi and all ye followers of the great evil (pepsi)!
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Tuscan Raider"Join the dark side, and learn to enjoy Pepsi!" Mutates into a horadrim mummy and attacks Relampago. 8)20061013051928
Relampago*panics (as usual) before regaining his sences and stabing tuscan though the heart with a silver stake while beating him with a piece of ham*
'hope the silver stake works.....'
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Tuscan Raider*Pulls it out and is still alive. Heals his body and throws cheese at her.* Eat cheese!20061013152948
IdhrenCelegrusc*Attacks Brighty with a devastating pepsi saber 3 move combination!*20061013175934
Tuscan Raider"Uses his Pepsi Saber again and thrusts it at Relampago.* Drink Pepsi or pay!20061013181645
RelampagoDeflects blow with ham.
starts throwing black balls at him (aiming for the eyes)
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Tuscan Raider*Chops the black items in half. Eats a snowcone.*20061014055409
IdhrenCelegrusc*Leaps over Brighty's head, slashing at her head with one end and, when landing, slashing at her feet*20061014071612
Relampagostarts drowning tuskan in melted ice cream, while hitting him in the head with the ham20061014102107
Tuscan Raider*Eats the melted ice cream while shooting marshmallows at Relampago while she hits him with ham.*20061014104214
Relampago*forces can of coke into tuscans mouth and hammers it down his throat*

"Argghhh! I be a boy"
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Tuscan RaiderDies. Comes back alive drinking Pepsi. "I'll never change!"

OOC How ironic. I am drinking Coke right now. rolleyes
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Relampago*forces can of coke into tuscans mouth and hammers it down his throat* (again)

"I'll see about that!"
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Tuscan RaiderKicks Relampago and removes the can without harming himself. "Try that again and see what happens!"20061014122428
Relampago"OK, OK, I'm sorry! ALRIGHT?"
"Can I have my Coke back now?"
20061014122859
Tuscan RaiderHands her the can. "Sure, here you go." Throws jolly ranchers at him.20061014123041
Relampago*smiles when coke is handed back, then screams in pain when a jolly-rancher hits him in the eye*

*drinks coke, then pours boiling tea all over the floor, which is a badm idea BC im standing on*

"ahahhaggghg! my feet me laddies"
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Tuscan RaiderLaughs until a jolly rancher hits him in the mouth. The boiling tea scorches his paws. "Are you crazy or something?!" Stands on a marshmallow platform and tosses one to Relampago. "Here, stand on this."20061014124459
Relampago"thanx"
"ummm, what now....."
"hmmmm, i know..."
*starts powering up radioactive carrot railgun (this time filled with black balls BC they are worse for you) whick he somehow still has with him*
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IdhrenCelegrusc...Ok, Tusky thinks Relampago is a girl and Relampago says he is a boy...20061014133946
Tuscan RaiderWe solved the in a message Reguba. ;)

Pulls out plasma rifle which fires plasma (no duh) and jelly. "Eat plasma and jelly Relampago." Fires the rifle at him.
20061014143304
IdhrenCelegruscLol, what's "the in" supposed to mean? rolleyes20061014160221
Tuscan RaiderSorry, I meant to type [i]that in.[/i]20061014160559
IdhrenCelegruscWatch your grammar. ;)20061014160844
Tuscan RaiderI will. rolleyes Back to the food fight I think!20061014161024
IdhrenCelegruscEh, I'm waiting for Brighty or her "alter ego" Viper to retaliate. rolleyes20061014161110
Tuscan RaiderI'm waiting for Relampago, so we're both stuck for now.20061014161346
Relampago*Eats Jelly + dodges plaqsma (I'm still not sure how)*

*Pies tuskan*
20061014163922
Tuscan Raider*Licks the pie and grimaces.* Blueberry?! Gross! *Cries and then throws banana peels at Relampago.*20061014164840
IdhrenCelegruscI LOVE BLUEBERRY! PIE ME! :p20061014172655
Relampago*pies reguba* (apple pie) :D20061014180948
Birchpaw[i]I think you're all nuts. For one, Reguba, I am attacking you, and you haven't done a thing. Two, Brightfire attacks Sleek. He hasn't done a thing.[/i]
Such it is with Pepsi warriors. *continues attacking Sleek*
[i]*continues killing Reguba*[/i]
20061014191611
IdhrenCelegruscYes I did, I sliced at your head, flipped over you and sliced your feet! 20061015072301
Birchpaw[i]Yeah. You attacked her. She wasn't even near.[/i]
*sighs* Let's finish up, here.
20061015095756
IdhrenCelegruscI was right in front of her! And I noticed that she didn't say she dodged so I guess she's decapitated and footless. :D20061015110420
Tuscan Raider*Strikes out with his Pepsi Saber, coming close to hitting Birchpaw.*20061015132953
IdhrenCelegrusc...You're trying to slice a corpse? rolleyes20061015175627
Birchpaw[i]Ehm..no, she wasn't I was. Lets make this easy on everyone. Die. *flies at Reguba*[/i]20061015181356
Tuscan Raider*Kills himself and builds a fort guarded by two large bodyguards holding Pepsi rifles.*20061015194539
IdhrenCelegrusc*Walks around doing a pretend death scene and is carried off by guys in a stretcher* rolleyes20061016163647
Birchpaw[i]*slashes at Reguba and strecher*[/i]
Yup, he's as good as dead now. *drinks coke*
20061016170535
IdhrenCelegrusc*Sword or whatever she has bounces off armor* Try harder.20061016174217
Tuscan Raider*Drinks Pepsi.* Down with coke! Throws popcorn at everyone except himself and Reguba.20061017143125
Relampagorivets pepsi lovers feet to the ground (rivets madee of hard beef jerkey to avoid controversy)20061017143401
IdhrenCelegruscOH BOY BEEF JERKY! *Eats his feet free*20061017144400
BirchpawSorry, we have cokesabers. You're a bit...erm...in pieces...and...I guess that isn't ketchup...*turns faintly green*
[i]Tastes okay though...[/i]
*runs off to hurl*
[i]...I was kidding. Humans sure have weak stomachs...actually, he's had too much Pepsi...[/i]
*locks self in restroom and refuses to come out*
20061017150939
IdhrenCelegruscMy armor is impervious to sabers of any kind, I can't remember the name of the metal...20061017154452
BirchpawNot coke. Coke does +12 damage against pepsi equipment. rolleyes20061018112959
IdhrenCelegruscI think it was Coriolis...or Cortosis or something...20061018142908
Birchpaw[i]I'll just kill you while you're thinking it over. *stab*[/i]20061018145429
IdhrenCelegrusc*Turns* Hows it going? Do you like my scarily realistic holographic dude? :D20061018145623
Birchpaw[i]*stabs other Reguba...and all the other Regubas in the room/world, and all look-alikes, and fake regubas*[/i]
Isn't that going a bit overboard?
[i]No.[/i]
20061018152529
IdhrenCelegruscUnfortunately for you I'm not even in the room.20061018155101
Birchpaw[i]Hence the "/world."[/i]20061018173001
IdhrenCelegruscAh, but you don't know what I look like! 20061018192243
BirchpawSure I do. You look like Frodo rolleyes .20061019155640
IdhrenCelegruscNo, more like Pippin. ;) 20061019165718
BirchpawYes, that's right, blonde pippin, I forgot...except, you have dark brown hair. Hmm...*writes something on "List of Stuff Brightfire Knows about Reguba"* rolleyes20061019185020
IdhrenCelegruscCurse you...20061019185128
RelampagoLIST OF THINGS I KNOW ABOUT REGUBA chapter 1
1. Slightly insane
2. Likes pepsi...again, slightly insane
3. Likes food fights
4. Likes beef Jerkey
5. Likes pepsi sabers
6. Is not worth of COKE(tm) 7. Is stalked by Birchpaw
20061019185530
BirchpawWell, 7 is wrong. I prefer Brightfire. ;)20061019185613
IdhrenCelegruscLol. I've been wondering about that car that keeps doing rounds...rolleyes20061019185624
BirchpawWrong. I can't drive yet. After that, then you may wonder.
Wait, does it weave off the road? If so, yeah, that's me.
20061020174311
IdhrenCelegruscUh, yeah, and it crashed into a light pole once. rolleyes20061020192902
Tac8: he wear's glasses.
9: he hate's Mountian Dew.:(
20061021064604
Birchpaw1. Slightly insane
2. Likes Pepsi
3. Likes food fights
4. Likes beef Jerkey
5. Likes pepsi sabers
6. Hates Coke
7. I know the state, maybe the city he lives in.
8. He likes pears
9. He like mint chocolate chip ice cream
10. Used to come to IOP when it existed
11. Once made me a mod in his alliance.
12. Thinks ninja foxes are better than ninja bunnies
13. Hates hot sauce
14. Was eaten by the rare living cheese.
15. Does not own a PiePod*.
16. Is Willow's twin.
17. Can wield a lightsaber.
18. Probably HAS a lightsaber.
19. Wears Mandalorin armore
20. Likes Star Wars.
21. Likes LOTR.
22. Has dark brown hair.
23. Godmodes.
24. Likes Narnia.
25. Likes Redwall.
26. rolleyes
27. Is impressed by Viggo Mortensen.
28. Get's killed by Brightfire.
29. Is also sometimes saved by Brightfire
30. Doesn't like how in Eragon the evil guy did an evil thing, no matter how gross it was, eil is as evil does and all...
31. Hates fortune telling.
32. Probably hasn't read Eldest.
33. Does no go on RPG's.
34. Birthday is Jan 19.

Hows that?

*PiePod (c) IOP Fly-Pie Corp. All rights reserved. All lefts also reserved.
20061021080006
IdhrenCelegruscYep, that's pretty much it. GO VIGGO! rolleyes And I love mountain dew!20061021091901
BirchpawThat's not even all of it ;) .20061021104521
TacOh sorry I got you mixed up with Golas.20061021121010
TacStart's munching on some cheese.
20061021121137
IdhrenCelegruscCheese is not complete without crackers!20061021183636
HugglesNever fear the Cookie League is here :D

&throws millions upon billions upon trillions upon quadrillions of cookies*
20061021183917
TacYour right! Start's munching on some crackers.20061021195755
IdhrenCelegruscI learned that from Wallace and Grommit when I was 10. rolleyes20061021200916
SammaelOOC I didn't like the americans doing the movie to be honest...the old ones are better20061022102514
IdhrenCelegruscLol, I thought the Wallace and grommit movie was hilarious!20061022141436
RelampagoYa, super funny :D
Liked the golden bullet (golden carrot) bit
20061022164620
IdhrenCelegruscI liked all the bad puns: "Look out, there may be a large rabbit droppin'!" "Beware the moon!" 20061022171606
Birchpaw*pokes rob with a taco*20061023151115
TacRob is not here.20061023193033
IdhrenCelegruscLol, that's a doy!20061023201821
BirchpawRob is up there complaining about movies.20061024162924
IdhrenCelegruscOf course he is. 20061024164947
BirchpawSammael...wherever he got that from...20061024182431
Tacoh so that's who he is.20061025144746
IdhrenCelegruscBack to business. :D
20061025161920
BirchpawNow that we all know who Rob is... *pokes rob with a taco*20061026144324
IdhrenCelegrusc*Eats chicken tenders* Yum, the only good chicken is a fried chicken! rolleyes20061026161420
BirchpawFor once I must disagree with you, though you would be agreeing with me if you'd had our homestyle baked chicken...yum... *stares off into distance*20061027072938
Tacmy grandmother makes the best fried chickin ever!:) so juicy MMMmmmm.20061027115922
Birchpaw*drools about baked chicken*20061027121752
Tacrolleyes20061027140338
IdhrenCelegruscChicken tenders rock!20061027151944
Birchpaw*catapults Reguba into the Fanta Sea* *snickers*20061028085940
IdhrenCelegrusc*Drinks the sea of Fanta dry* Nothin' like orange soda to keep you up at night! :D *Suddenly and abrubtly falls into a sugar coma*20061028195444
Tac*CPR's Reguba & makes him cough it up on Brightfire.:p20061028211546
IdhrenCelegrusc*Wakes up and laughs at Brighty*20061029055440
HugglesO.o Throws suicidal Oreos at you all!!! Muahahaha GO FORTH MY WARRIORS SPREAD DIABETTIES AND DETROY THEM ALL MUAHAHAHAAAAA20061029084223
IdhrenCelegrusc*Uses the force to shield himself with frozen yogurt*20061029104855
Sammael*takes taco and munches thougtfully*20061029113947
IdhrenCelegruscGot any more taco's? B|20061029114046
BirchpawNot for demented Pepsi minions who drink a sea of a Coke product.
*a Sea of Fanta cannot be drunk completely for it is but a Fanta Sea...*
20061029152436
IdhrenCelegruscFanta's one of the only Coke products that I like. *Goes to Taco Bell and get's a taco*20061029154452
BirchpawHE ADMITS!!! HE LIKES A COKE PRODUCT!!!20061029155456
IdhrenCelegruscI'd still take the side of Pepsi though. :D20061029162330
Birchpaw*bashes Reguba with a bottle of Coke*20061029183129
Sade*Laughs and takes some coke out of a cooler at her side* mmm.... coke.... Anybody want some?20061029201000
SammaelYes please!! *picks up glass and runs to sade*20061030063913
IdhrenCelegrusc*Gets a gum blaster and blasts the can of coke* DIE EVIL LIQUID!!!20061030084645
Sammael*Screams* Not the coke!!

*pulls out a brace of carrot-pistols and starts shooting at reguba*
20061030124040
BirchpawNo! I must use the only creep-out weapon I have!

...

*gives Reguba a coke and a cookie* :p :D rolleyes *forces Reguba to drink the Coke* *leaves Reguba choking on the ground*
20061030145118
IdhrenCelegruscgodmoder...*Gets up and gets Brighty right in a pressure point keeping her paralyzed*20061030151654
Tac*drinks pipsi & coke mixed together."mmmm good!"20061030172840
IdhrenCelegruscAha! I knew one of your members liked Pepsi! :D20061031090722
TacI like pipsi, coke & Mt. Dew the best.:D20061031125056
BirchpawPipsi? Isn't that the mouse on diddykong racing???20061031150617
IdhrenCelegrusc20061031174004
BirchpawShe's the best! Not the fastest, but high acceleration and good control. Just what I need to beat my friends every time :D20061031183715
IdhrenCelegruscUm...20061031185846
Sammael*picks up can or cake..cuke...caka...cuku..ceko..coke!!20061101105940
IdhrenCelegruscYou're insane. rolleyes Which means I must be raving mad. :p20061101160958
BirchpawWe knew you were mad, 'Guba.20061101164121
IdhrenCelegruscLol, I know, I was re-emphasizing. :p
20061101192616
Dabbit*Picks up a straw rocket launcher and prpares the ammo by shaking two cans of cherry coke really hard*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

*Aims for a random beast*
20061102013504
Tacher name was not pipsi. it was tidy or something,but the best was the turtle.:)
20061102071036
Tacoh sorry, was that random beast me?*ducks20061102071206
SammaelWell Reguba just got killed by some Carrot blasts by the looks of it...20061102083728
IdhrenCelegruscUh, no I'm still here. 20061102143212
BirchpawNo! It was Pipsi!!! I remember playing her!!!20061102174315
Tacit was Tidy I remember hating her.ughh her ears were to big for her head.:)20061103072828
IdhrenCelegruscDONKY KONG?! WHO PLAYS DONKY KONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!20061103073151
Tacnot "Donkey Kong", "Diddy Kong Raceing", well I do play "Donkey Kong" a little bit.20061103123049
BirchpawNo, it was Pipsy!!! (correct spelling)

Wiki it! Wiki Diddy Kong Racing! It's Pipsy!!!
20061103151818
Tacok you win.:(20061103203119
IdhrenCelegruscBack on track please.20061103210642
Birchpaw*launches carrot missles at Tac*20061104074704
IdhrenCelegrusc*Get's a tomato launcher and pelts everbody except his allies*20061104075118
BirchpawWhich is who? We're allies every other topic ;)20061104094756
SammaelI shot you, i count as your ally right?!.....*wipes tomato off*

*dives behind a wall of celery and draws a pumpkin-launcher*

*fires pumpkin-missile at Reguba*
20061104175203
IdhrenCelegrusc*Ducks and fires back, grabs his jelly blaster, and shoots vollies of grap jelly at him while taking a dive into a nearby fortification*20061104183056
Sammael*eyes smoking celery wall* You Git!! *fires rapidly at opposite celery fortifications*20061104183815
IdhrenCelegrusc*Has no idea what he said but fires back anyways*20061104184304
Sammaelgit means idiot, a nice version if you were! *calls for back up*20061104185005
Tacwhose ally am I??? *hide's until somebody answers.20061104211907
BirchpawErm...how bout we call a truce and become allies?20061105090408
IdhrenCelegruscSure, but I'll be watching just in case. *Fires rapidly at Rob*20061105094814
TacOk. are you to ally's?20061105150556
IdhrenCelegruscYup, until the whole Pepsi/Coke thing starts up again. rolleyes20061105171648
BirchpawWow...Reg and I are allies! O_O

Remember this moment, it may never come again O_O...

*starts singing Frontline and charges toward Rob with a carrot*
20061105185959
Tacstart's shooting at Rob with a bow & chives.:D20061105201849
Tacoh yeah one more question, whose the king?20061105202048
Sammael*fires pumpkins directly at Brighty to stop her charging, whilst falling back from heavy fire*20061106075353
IdhrenCelegrusc*Throws vollies of rock-candy kunai while dodging pumpkins**Wonders where his new ally went*20061106105843
Sammael*Hopes she has joined the Shadow...*20061106115941
RelampagoI AM KING! MUAHAHAHA
welcome to my court...sorry I'm late....

theres extra food in the pantry...

Stabs random pepsi lover through the heart with the royal coke sword...
20061106133618
Sammaelw00t! FOR COKE!!! *charges forces of pepsi!*20061106140427
Tac*hides in the pantry throwing fizzy Mountaim Dews.20061106140959
IdhrenCelegrusc*Throws pepsi-fizz grenade at Rob*20061106144244
BirchpawGAH!! This is hard...I cannot take up arms against my brothers or my ally!

And so...I must attempt to do something...

...

*dumps some cranberry sauce on head*
20061106172529
Relampago*sees reguba with pepsi*
*~*~*~*~BLOODWRATH~*~*~*~*
*steps on reguba, squiches him into a pancake, covers him with butter and syrup and eats him bite by bite*

"COCA-COLA FOREVER!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
20061106194038
Tacgod-moder.;)20061107070411
IdhrenCelegruscOw... *Somehow pieces self together and starts creating carnage with a machine gun he just...found in his hand* BETRAYAL!!!20061107074719
SammaelThis is a food fight!!! *bats grenade away with celery stick*

Brighty, fight with your brothers! Against the evil mind corrupting forces of blue! Reguba is infected, he has no need for allies where he is going!!
20061107075207
IdhrenCelegrusc*Eyes go green**Shockwave goes from the ground, forcing everybody back* It's my turn to godmode! :p
20061107075315
SammaelI was wondering how long it would take...:p20061107084923
Relampago*Uses powers of te high king to prevent reguba from usng the restricted powers of the king (laws on the matter found in chapter 2 subsection 77.b)*20061107142524
Relampago(that means stops reguba god-moding)20061107142547
Tacohhhh I get it.:) 20061107191716
IdhrenCelegruscOh yeah, how come Brighty gets to godmode and I don't?! 20061107194946
Relampagosorry, I only allow debates on fridays in my court. At that time you may bring forth any and all evidence and we shal review the acts of the accused.

AKA-ummmmmm, I'l tell you later.....
20061107212233
IdhrenCelegrusc*Rolls eyes and starts shooting anyways*20061108084408
BirchpawHow is dumping cranberry sauce on my head godmodding? 20061108141620
RelampagoOMG! she heard us talking from accross the room! god moder!

*smite*

*pumkin squishes her*

"hmmmm mabye that was a littlee harsh..."

*undo*
20061108144931
BirchpawWe redheads have good hearing. rolleyes20061108145546
Qwertyoh....nvm20061108151329
Qwertyoops, thought i wuz typin in msn. pies king court guy20061108151819
Relampago*moves out of way of pie*
*stabs newcomer with (royal) coke sword*
*points and laughs as he dies in pain*
20061108152004
Relampagomake that 'in AGONY'20061108152021
IdhrenCelegruscSo do Elves, which I happen to be one rolleyes *Sprints across the room and comes down on "the king" with his double-bladed seperatable pepsi-saber*20061108210715
Birchpaw*blinks* Reguba? Regicide? Do my eyes decieve me?

...

I knew it all along!!! TRAITOR!!! *cries*
20061109183524
Relampagowatches reguba stabing dummy of real self.
Ahah! my decoy worked!

....wait, the dummy seems to be winning...
*dummy stabs reguba with 'fake royal' coke sword*

*I satb reguba with 'real royal' cokee sword*

*reguba looks confused for a second and then i pie him with the royal pie (apple) and as he tries to get it off his face I stab him with carrot dagger*
20061109185942
IdhrenCelegruscSorry, I was confused, I thought you betrayed me a while back. rolleyes *Eats his way through royal pie*20061109191424
Birchpaw...How does dumping cranberry sauce on my head make me a traitor??????

(An OOC: COLA WAR IN THE FIRESIDE, for those who might not know. For those who do, COKE FOREVER!!!!)
20061110142458
IdhrenCelegrusc(PEPSI ALL THE WAY)20061110150837
Birchpaw*slashes Reguba's last post with a cokesaber* Nothing to see there, just move along, move along...20061110163838
AnonymouseO_O

this looks disturbingly familiar

*hides in a can of root beer waving a white flag*
20061110185712
IdhrenCelegrusc*Does flying acrobatics, spitting fire induced by red hot chili-peppers at Brighty*20061110192331
Tacyou have the right idea Anony.*hides in a Mountain Dew can pie shelter.:)20061111063511
IdhrenCelegrusc*Watches her clothes catch on fire*20061111082700
BirchpawReguba, how long will it take for you to realize that the fire will do nothing to me. O' course, a fire mage needs fireproof clothes. ;)

*slashes Mt. Dew can* No! Mt. Dew is a PEPSI product.
20061111110336
Tacyou repair that. *shakes up a M.D.20061111164515
IdhrenCelegrusc*Lands next to Tac* YEAH!!!
20061111173425
Birchpaw*slashes second mountain dew can* *is sprayed with demonic pepsi liquid* AAEARRRRRGGG!!!!!!
*runs off to change clothing*
20061111184349
Tac:D20061112163058
Birchpaw*walks back in wearing an obscenely pink dress* 'Kay, I'm ready! *pulls out a pink cokesaber*20061112183401
IdhrenCelegrusc*Nearly barfs because of the obscenely pink shade of pink rolleyes*20061112184558
Tac*shoots a super soker full of dark blueberry juice that stains her dress blue.:)20061113133229
Birchpaw*girlish scream* No!!! It's ruined! Die! *attacks Tac with pink cokesaber*20061113142832
IdhrenCelegrusc*Throws ninja spikes made out of really heard carved celery sticks. 20061113161839
Tac*defends himself with a double bladed green M.D. saber20061113172332
BirchpawWell...this is a...

DIET CHERRY COKESABER!!!!

*smiles sweetly, blocks the shurikens, and goes after Tac*
20061113182944
IdhrenCelegrusc...shurikens are ninja stars brighty.
20061114143351
Anonymouse*me chucks a carrot cake and sprints for the trenches! :O*20061114155755
Anonymousehow did that me get in there?20061114155925
IdhrenCelegrusc*Wonders how Brighty, who's a diehard japanese fan wouldn't know that shurikens are stars...*20061114161444
BirchpawIf you can block blasterfire with a lightsaber, you can block carved celery stars with a cokesaber. rolleyes20061114164341
IdhrenCelegrusc:p True.20061115160627
BirchpawWow, he gets my point! *passes out* Anyway, Reg, you were supposed to be on my side!20061116181703
Tac20061117062607
IdhrenCelegruscRemember, I read a message wrong, thought you had typed it, attacked you, you attacked back so unless we allie again we're enemies. Allie? rolleyes20061117161514
BirchpawI didn't attack back, I attacked Tac.

Unless...

How is dumping cranberry sauce on my head attacking you?

Sure. Ally. Though this will get interesting...
20061117184816
IdhrenCelegruscGood. *Decides to use sharingan on Rob* Thanks for the info Brighty. :D
20061117205251
BirchpawThanks for using only half of it, Reguba rolleyes .

*attacks Tac again*
20061119154549
IdhrenCelegrusc*Sharingan drives Rob to the brink of insanity within seconds, though to him it seems to be days!*20061119185910
Tac*hides his eyes & throws a flashbomb. flashbomb clears...tac is nowhere to be found*20061120065343
IdhrenCelegruscI wasn't attacking tac...20061120072609
Tacyou can't cause I'm gone.:D20061120073456
IdhrenCelegruscI know, plus the fact that you're on the side of Pepsi...20061120170519
Tactrue.20061120201112
IdhrenCelegrusc*Starts throwing projectiles at Rob while singing the pepsi national anthem rolleyes* 20061121072702
TacRob is dead. 20061121115409
IdhrenCelegrusc...*Goes and retrieves projectiles while annoying all the coke lovers with his anthem rolleyes*20061121172420
IdhrenCelegrusc*Wonders where everybody went...*
20061126100758
SammaelRob lives, but is insane, apparently...20061127132414
BirchpawTis what happens when you fall under the influence of Tsukuyomi!20061127150116
IdhrenCelegrusc*Laughs insanely* I think I must have misdirected it too. rolleyes20061127163743
BirchpawYou can't cast it on yourself.

I can do it to you, though, but that wouldn't be nice. So...

*Tac falls victim to Brightfire's Tsukuyomi, guarenteed to be fifty times worse than Reguba's*
20061128153828
AnonymouseI'm just gonna kind of jump in here :)

*throws an apple at Brighty* :D
20061128154241
Birchpaw*dumps chocolate pudding on Anony*

Hey, it didn't go 'glomp.'
20061128155754
IdhrenCelegruscNot to mention you're not looking into Tac's eyes now so it doesn't work plus he's my ally therefore he's your allie so I guess you just turned traitor. rolleyes20061128170816
Anonymouse*has been glomped :O*


*wraps Reguba in Sade-cheese while he's talking to Tac and puts him in a blender*
20061129184444
IdhrenCelegrusc*Somehow adds milk and rides the top of the vortex and makes a cheese milkshake and makes anony drink it!*
20061129195211
DaFishWhee!!!!
*Throws weight watchers magazine in the middle of room*
*Watches carnage*

*Unleashes a volley of protein bars at Reguba*
20061130002628
Tacif you have noticed I'm still gone.:D20061130072025
Tacread my post from page 28.20061130072120
Anonymouse*flushes the cheese milkshake down the toilet and sends Reguba after it :D*20061201124448
IdhrenCelegrusc*Goes through the entire waste sanitizing system, comes out squeeky clean and throws a barrage of "You've been invaded by DaFish" postings from my general report page at DaFish rolleyes*20061201140152
Birchpaw*supplements Reguba's "You've been invaded by Dafish" postings at Dafish*

*takes a magic marker and scrawls, "After he promised to help me after the last attacks!!!"*

Okay, whose side is who on, cause if I'm not mistaken, everyone is now on one side except Rob and Dafish, who come about once every five pages, and Anony, who is beginning to discover the Anony-ness of himself again.

When was Tac on our side, or did I not get the memo?
20061201160850
IdhrenCelegruscTac's on my side so he is since your on my side.20061201175516
DaFish*defeats the barrage of defeats with victories!!!*
*furiously sends memo to his general rangeye to go to brightfire after he finishes his top secret acre aquiring mission*

And HUZZAH!!

*eats carrot to improve vision... then fires a longrange mystery meat missle (mmm) and vicious vegetarian vindaloo (vvv) at Reguba*
20061201182611
IdhrenCelegrusc*Flame throws the vvv's after drinking hot chili sauce and then burns the traitorous DAFISH!!!20061201182840
Taca pie flys out of nowhere & hits Rob, stuns him.20061201192313
DaFishargh!20061201192625
IdhrenCelegrusc*Does the hidden mist jutsu just for fun* It's water. rolleyes20061201192925
AnonymouseI'm not on your side? :(


*puts Tac through a cheese grater and speads him over pasta :D*
20061201200513
IdhrenCelegruscExcept for me, Brighty, and Tac I have no idea.20061201201947
Tense*points out that carrots being good for your vision was a myth createed by british intelligence durring WW II* *laughs at dafish for wasting his time eating carrots*

*eats carrots*

*throws Beef Burrito Bomb (BBB) at DaFish and runs away*
20061201224949
IdhrenCelegrusc*Pins DaFish to a tree with water style: *Giant Vortex Jutsu and continues belaboring him.20061202081120
Tacyou like Naruto don't you? Anony I'm still nowhere to be found. 20061202115034
IdhrenCelegruscI watch it occasionally.20061202164201
AnonymouseYes you are Tac...you're found on my pasta! BWAHAHA! :D20061203151548
IdhrenCelegrusc*Decides to quit fooling around and just finish it* *Throws grenades full of knockout gas made from hot peppers and other household items*20061203154808
AnonymouseYou've "just finished it", all right. rolleyes20061204151048
IdhrenCelegrusc*Starts hacking because the wind blew it back at him*20061204153518
Tac*hops on a pie pod and starts bombarding enemies with baloons filled with rotten milk.:)20061205073238
IdhrenCelegrusc*After putting on a gas mask, he thinks of what to do about all the chaos*20061205140521
DaFish*is hit by BBB and mistjitsu... is blown against the tree and spread all over it*

Dafish on a stick anyone?
20061205200725
Tacthrows the head at Rob.;)20061206060329
IdhrenCelegruscThe hidden mist jutsu just makes visibility zero dude.20061206075846
Anonymouse*inhales all of Reguba's mist-stuff and inflates like a balloon*

(don't even think of popping me though ;)
20061206144921
IdhrenCelegruscWell, you'll never need worry about dehydration! :p
20061206152114
Tac*comes over to Anony with a needle. Bonvoyage. :D20061207103442
TacPOP!!!!!20061207103458
Anonymouse*rapidly deflates and flies all over the room, knocking everyone off their feet and landing on Brightfire :p*20061207144653
IdhrenCelegrusc*Laughs*20061207164516
Birchpaw*falls*20061215174703
IdhrenCelegrusc*Laughs so hard he has an internal hemhorage and falls over*20061215192010
Anonymouse*lays on brighty limply until someone can blow him up again*20061215194411
IdhrenCelegrusc*Gets up from the floor, having healed dramatically fast*20061215194521
Tac*climbs on top of Anony. Dog pile!20061215195327
IdhrenCelegruscOy...20061215195645
Anonymousecan some one inflate me already??? sheez.20061215200558
IdhrenCelegruscWell, if you have to be inflated that means that you have no bones or internal organs (you'd be too heavy and probably pop) so you must not be alive. rolleyes20061215201001
IdhrenCelegruscWell, if you have to be inflated that means that you have no bones or internal organs (you'd be too heavy and probably pop) so you must not be alive. rolleyes20061215201002
AnonymouseWell of course rolleyes

So hurry up and get the bike pump, willya?
20061215201303
IdhrenCelegruscI don't keep one in my pocket!20061215201611
Anonymousewell you should rolleyes where's willow when you need her?

*bets that willow has a bike pump or three up her sleeve :p*
20061215202409
IdhrenCelegrusc*So he won't make Anony angry, he smashes his face on the desk, making a dent that looks like his face instead of face palming. rolleyes*20061215202909
WillowYou seem to do that alot....it's amazing your head still exists! rolleyes20061216080747
IdhrenCelegruscMy bones are titanium-enforced. :D20061216092542
Anonymouse*picks up reguba with an electromagnet and drops him into a sea of coke* :p
20061216104035
IdhrenCelegruscI THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE! Besides, I don't think titanium would be effected by a magnet...20061216104731
Anonymouseoh yeah whoops. *scoops reguba out of the coke with a fishing net and hangs him on a flagpole to dry*20061216110451
Birchpaw*takes a boat and sails out over the Fanta Sea*20061216121347
Willow*shakes her head* rolleyes *throws a towel to Reguba to get the evil liquid off*20061216122221
Birchpaw*uses a fishing pole to pull Willow and Reguba onto the boat*

Now, the Quest for the Island of Lost Goldfish Crackers!!!
20061216122627
Anonymouse*hides a box of goldfish crackers in a sack*

Let's go! :D

Wait...we're supposed to be fighting. *shoves a celery stick in brighty's ear*
20061216124642
Birchpaw*pushes Anony into the Fanta Sea* Celery is unacceptable! Carrots, however, are fine.20061216125129
Willow*whispers to Pepsi People* I think we've found a weakness....Celery. 20061216131419
Anonymouse*drinks all the fanta in the fanta sea*

:D good stuff
20061216132029
Willowrolleyes20061216132058
Willow*bakes Mexican Wedding Cookies to throw at everybody who isn't on Pepsi's side* *eats some of the MWC (Mexican Wedding Cookies) as she throws them at everybody who isn't on Pepsi's side*20061217065622
IdhrenCelegrusc*Starts throwing celery shurikens at Brighty* Eat celery coke fanatic!:D20061217094346
Willow*waits for Brightfire to show her face in this thing* If we don't see her by the 20th I think we'll have won...20061217120355
IdhrenCelegruscMuhahahaha!20061217122433
Willow:D20061217130707
IdhrenCelegruscShe has three days...20061217144058
Willow....*quietly starts humming "We are the Champions" by Queen*20061218094213
IdhrenCelegrusc?20061218123944
WillowIt's a song...20061218135350
IdhrenCelegrusc...20061218145953
Willow...20061218155355
IdhrenCelegrusc......20061218155720
Willow...20061218171438
IdhrenCelegrusc*Continues throwing Celery shurikens*20061218193551
Willow*continues banging head*20061219114823
IdhrenCelegrusc*Is getting bored with Brighty's lack of coming...*20061219170445
Willowyeah...20061219174212
SammaelHang on! 'Guba doesn't know who queen are?? oh my good god...20061219174352
WillowBohemian Rhapsody is cool!20061219222425
IdhrenCelegruscNope. I have no idea.20061220094618
BirchpawCelery isn't a weakness. Did any of you happen to miss the carrot obsession, it went something like...

*pokes Reguba with a carrot*

Anyway...hey, don't drink that! *makes anony cough up the sea* The Fanta Sea is a Fanta Sy, you See?
20061220171034
IdhrenCelegrusc*Brightfire is poked in the eye by a celery shuriken! :p*
20061220171246
BirchpawI wear glasses, fool. *starts doing Reguba's hair*20061220171512
IdhrenCelegruscOh great you too?! *pushes her overboard*20061220171607
Birchpaw*ship throws Reguba into the sea*
*climbs aboard* Now I'll have to do his hair again...
20061220173614
IdhrenCelegrusc*Knocks a hole in the ship and commences drinking a mountain dew livewire he had so conveniently stowed in his pocket*20061220174055
Willowrolleyes *watches in amusement as she rolls her eyes* rolleyes20061220180746
IdhrenCelegrusc*Floats on his back as he waits for the sugar to kick in*20061220180943
WillowI guess we haven't won yet...20061220202913
IdhrenCelegruscOy.20061221063841
IdhrenCelegruscOy.20061221063842
Willow...20061221083741
Tacsorry, I'm back. now who is on the team of Mt. Dew?20061221085220
IdhrenCelegruscDepends on if Pepsi or coke makes it.20061221101932
BirchpawEllo, Tac.

*wanders around humming a pirate-y theme*
20061221124901
Willow...20061221162527
Birchpaw/me eats some cake.20061221173025
IdhrenCelegrusc*Stares at the ceiling*20061222085512
Willow*bangs head*20061222102803
IdhrenCelegrusc*Starts quoting lines from the Grinch (jim carrey)*20061222103417
WillowWhich lines?20061222105535
IdhrenCelegruscAll of them. rolleyes20061222141855
Willowlol20061222143444
IdhrenCelegruscLol, I can!20061222155635
Willowlol. What's your favorite?20061222160218
IdhrenCelegruscLol, when he's in who-ville raggin' on the whos. 20061222160731
Willowditto...except for the part where he grabs the mistletoe and...well...you know.20061222161243
IdhrenCelegruscLol, I can do the voice perfectly. (I can do most voices after hearing it a few times, though Jim's the easiest.)20061222161627
Willowlol20061222161854
IdhrenCelegruscI can also repeat entire Bill Cosby stand up sections. :D
20061222163143
Willowrolleyes20061222163410
IdhrenCelegrusc:D20061222163843
Willow...20061222184601
IdhrenCelegruscMy mom says she wishes I could put that kind of memory power towards school work but it doesn't work that way. rolleyes You actually have to care about school for it work that way. ;)20061223105643
Willowyeah, I know what you mean. I remember stuff you guys tell me for a LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG time, but then I forget what my mom tells me to work on 5 minutes later. rolleyes20061223132317
IdhrenCelegruscLol, ditto.20061223161759
Willowrolleyes20061223164352
IdhrenCelegrusc*Drinks in large quantaties of fanta*20061223164605
WillowI prefer Pepsi...or Root Beer....*drinks both*20061223222028
IdhrenCelegruscI prefer Pepsi too, but there's a whole sea of fanta out here so why waste it?20061224105042
Willowrolleyes20061224114233
BirchpawI wouldn't drink that, Anony just coughed it up, you know.20061224150822
IdhrenCelegruscNot all of it, and I'm a lot deeper down. rolleyes20061224170845
WillowO_o20061224215155
BirchpawWell, according to him he drank it all, and I made him cough it all up.20061226143628
Willowrolleyes20061226160433
Birchpaw:D20061229151417
Willowthis seems to have turned into a Spam Fight! *likes Spam Fights just as much as Food Fights* rolleyes20061229171041
Birchpaw*locks willow in a can of spam*20061230082041
Willowrolleyes *pulls out can opener and escapes from the can of Spam*20061230151537
MatteoI pull out a can of Spam and dump it onto the nearest head not realizing that I have made a deadly and non-repeatable mistake. I have spread a not so appetizing, stomach churning glop of meat on (fill in your name) ________'s head. Oops!20061230203250
Birchpaw*turns Matteo into a biscuit*20061231130400
Willow...20061231152452
IdhrenCelegrusc*Coughs it all back up*

OOC: How come whenever I leave you all post at once? rolleyes
20070101095114
Willowsays who? Maybe the posts just gathered up while you were gone. You know, I bet that's what happened....20070101095740
Willow:p20070101095747
IdhrenCelegruscrolleyes20070101101300
Willow:)20070101101723
DaFishBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWGH!!!!! Dafish runs out of the room holding his stomach... Yuck have you ever had spam sushi????? *barf* 20070101161905
Willow...wow okay then.20070101163705
IdhrenCelegruscWow, somebody has issues...20070102081118
AnonymouseWell, then.

*pies Reguba* :D
20070102081911
IdhrenCelegrusc*Squeegees it off and Smacks Anony with a head of lettuce*20070102084321
Anonymouse*replaces his head with the head of lettuce, complete with ears of corn and eyes of potato :)*20070102085903
IdhrenCelegrusc*Lobs off Lettuce with an ax made out of carrots*20070102090454
Anonymouse*now has two heads, neither of which are attached, so he stumbles around the room looking for them*20070102111725
IdhrenCelegrusc*Laughs*20070102133553
WillowO_o Okay, then...20070103132549
BirchpawO_O

*dumps hot sauce on Reguba*
20070103133053
Willow*gets chips and salsa and mixes salsa with hot sauce that Brighty poured on Reguba and eats chips with salsa and hot sauce* Uh...no, actually...I don't. That's kinda gross.20070103134048
BirchpawMmmm, salsa and hot sauce. *eats Reguba*20070103135059
WillowO_o20070103161918
IdhrenCelegrusc*The reguba she ate turns out to really be an illusion, as the real one is currently at his computer typing this. rolleyes*20070103195939
Anonymouse*throws of his both heads at Reguba; the normal head eats Reguba's computer and the cabbage eats reguba himself.*


*pops off brightfire's head to use instead of his own*

Why's everything so blurry? >_<
20070103204354
Willowthose lines on the previous page make me kinda dizzy....rolleyes20070104150137
BirchpawOh, sorry Anony, I don't use my glasses in Food Fights. ^_^ *lops off a Reguba-Cole head to use while Anony is borrowing hers*20070104152604
IdhrenCelegrusc...Cole? Who's Cole?! :p20070104162524
BirchpawThat was a very butchered and mutilated spelling of "clone."20070104173503
Willow...20070104173704
IdhrenCelegruscLol.
20070104180957
Anonymouse*finds his real head and put it back on while spraying Reguba with Anti-Lol*20070104202003
IdhrenCelegrusc*Sprays himself with pro-lol* rolleyes LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!20070105142709
Birchpaw*takes both, mixes them together, and sprays it at Anony to see what happens*20070105151538
Willow...20070105172651
DaFish*whispers to language proffessers*

I hereby decree that LOL is not part of the english language...

*promptly is hit in the head with a cabbage*

lol...
20070106144152
Mark GoldflashI would prefer to hit someone over the head with a raw fish
20070106151630
Willowthen do it...

*pours water on all who are faithful to Coke* I have decided not to waste the lovely liquid known as Pepsi. I shall use Water or Juice or something from now on. :)
20070106165045
Anonymouse*combusts from being sprayed by pro and anti lol at the same time*20070106184832
IdhrenCelegrusc*Woohoo!*20070107064435
Anonymouse:( That's not nice.

*sprays Reguba with anti-Reguba*
20070107095357
IdhrenCelegrusc*Retaliates by spraying Anony with anti-Anony, promptly making them both vanish in a poof of anti-dust rolleyes*20070107095712
Willow:huh: oh, wait...that's a pardus smiley. Well, you pardus people know what it looks like...rolleyes20070107120535
DaFishyagh!!! anti dust!20070107165153
IdhrenCelegruscYou'll need an anti-swiffer to clean all the dust. rolleyes
20070107170309
Anonymouse*anti-cleans the anti-dust, resulting in an anti-spotless room anti-:)*20070108145655
IdhrenCelegruscAnti-clean means it's a total disaster! *Sprays anti-anti around the room :p*20070108153840
Willowrolleyes20070108162824
IdhrenCelegrusc*Anony and Reguba become visible again and fight over the can of anti-anti-anti rolleyes*20070108200313
Willowrolleyes20070108204103
Bobyou're all crazy

ooh look i've got the atni-anti-anti
*screams as he gets jumped on*
20070109102630
IdhrenCelegrusc*All that appears is a dust cloud with a brick occassionally appearing out of the dust rolleyes*20070109104355
Bobouch20070109111357
Willow...20070109145503
IdhrenCelegrusc*Gets the brick right in the eye* OOH! OW! YOWCH!20070109162257
Anonymouse*whistles innocently and throws a chicken at willow to get her to post rolleyes*20070109170911
IdhrenCelegrusc*Grabs brick and hits Anony with it* Oops! Sorry, was aiming for bob. rolleyes
20070109191231
Willow*turns on Anonymouse and hits him* Don't throw chickens at me! *drinks Pepsi*20070109195639
IdhrenCelegrusc*Chicken gets kicked by somebody and hits Reguba in the head* WHY DOES EVERYBODY WACK REGGIE?! rolleyes20070110102516
Bobbecause they don't like you ?
*bob throws pizza at reguba*
20070110114014
IdhrenCelegruscNow, I don't mind if I'm hit with food, as long as it's pizza! :D20070110161356
Willow*grabs peice of pizza from Reguba's head and eats it after picking out a few hairs*20070110162952
IdhrenCelegrusc*Drinks pepsi*20070110163242
Willow*doesn't have pepsi to drink* :(20070110164650
IdhrenCelegrusc*Throws a cooler to her*20070110195749
Bob*randomly and unexplainably combusts spraying everyone with blood and guts*20070111085121
IdhrenCelegruscDude, this is a food fight, not a gore fest! 20070111101330
Anonymouse*smacks Reguba with a rubber chicken :D*20070111163233
WillowO_o Food, please. I'm not partically (sp?) thrilled about being splattered with guts. rolleyes20070111163956
IdhrenCelegrusc*Head flies backwards then swings forwards in a vicious head-bash!* WHAMMMM!!!!!20070111170718
Willow*dreamy eyes* *wishes she were allowed to do that* Yeah, I know...I'm crazy. I like it! It feels good!20070111172351
IdhrenCelegrusc*Walks around like a drunk person because he just gave himself a semi-concussion*20070111172914
Willowrolleyes20070111201152
IdhrenCelegrusc*Trips over bob* WHO PUT THAT THERE?! C'MON, OWN UP!20070112102909
Bobum me?!?!?!20070112103354
IdhrenCelegrusc*Has fallen unconcious*20070112105108
Bob*pies (elephant) himself*20070112110803
AnonymouseYou guys are gonna kill brain cells by doing that :p

*hands Willow a bar of dark chocolate in the shape of a...bar of dark chocolate :p*
20070112154954
IdhrenCelegrusc*Is brought back to conciousness by an iv hookup with a quart of pepsi*20070112155321
Willow*loves Griemont*20070112161905
Willow:p20070112161914
IdhrenCelegrusc*Sits bolt upright* I'M ALIVE!!!!20070112162418
RowanRowan tosses cabbage at people and has no idea what's going on.20070112200107
IdhrenCelegruscLol, join whichever team you like better, coke or pepsi, then attack those on the other team. :D20070112210614
MatteoAs the mist slowly clears away, it becomes only too obvious who the contestent is. Will he join the side of Coke or will he revert to the side of Pepsi? As the mist disappears, it becomes only to obvious what team the new arrival has chosen. It is the...

Find out tomorrow who Matteo joins!
20070112233851
BirchpawActually, this isn't an advanced Food Fight. People wrecked those. You know who you are.
This is a normal food fight. Attack anyone and everyone. The Pepsi cult just always stick together, for apart they would surely fall to our might.

Anyway.

*throws a mole of grapefruits at Reguba, succesfully burying the world*
20070113083400
RowanOk. *pies Birchpaw and throws more cabbage.20070113091659
MatteoMatteo has joined... Find out tomorrow!20070113112521
MatteoJust kidding :) Matteo has joined forces with... Sierra Mist/Sprite/7-up. Bwahahahaha!20070113112607
Bobwho do you join if you don't like fizzy drinks?!?!20070113114246
IdhrenCelegrusc*Points to the benches* If you don't like fizzy drinks you're a bench warmer. rolleyes Jk. I dunno, start your own team. :)20070113134809
Willowlol20070113145540
Anonymouse*dumps a gallon of anti-lol mixed with pepsi on the entire room*20070113154846
Rowan*Turns on sprinklers that squirt bacon grease and soks everybody.20070113174213
Rowan*soaks20070113174232
IdhrenCelegrusc*Gets into pepsi armour*20070113174850
Anonymouse*decapitates Rowan and slashes his hamstrings*20070113194338
IdhrenCelegruscOof! *Takes off the armour because he can't move in it*20070114100240
Willow*drinks pepsi while standing under a tree that protects her from being covered with bacon grease* :D20070114124835
IdhrenCelegrusc*Looks at armour and sees it has a coke lable on it* Well no wonder it was cumbersome and unusable!20070114125144
Willow*laughs* :D20070114125925
IdhrenCelegrusc...Like most coke products. rolleyes20070114130456
Willowlol20070114133612
Rowan*Pulls chain and buries everyone in pancakes with syrup.20070114144356
Anonymouse*puts on a coke-proof vest and picks up a gun that fires pepsi-filled rounds :)*20070114151840
IdhrenCelegruscSmart idea! *Does the same as Anony except he crabs a katana made of rock-candy*20070114160709
Mark GoldflashMark Goldflash begins to swordfight with IdhrenCelegrusc man this name is long and then pushes him into the pancake syrup and he slips and falls into everyone else and knocks them down20070114162646
IdhrenCelegruscOOC: It's really supposed to be Idhren as the name and Celegrusc as the last name, but I had to scrunch them together to make it fit. rolleyes Just call me Idhren or Reguba for short.

BIC: *Runs off to his house, takes a shower, washes off all his armour, and comes back to continue the fight rolleyes*
20070114163019
Willow...*makes sure Reguba looks respectable before she lets him go fight again* *hands Reguba a Supercharged Pepsi for energy*20070114164052
Mark GoldflashGrabs a can of coke from the cooler and shakes it before shooting soday at Reguba20070114165245
Matteo"Pulls on his new sprite/sierra mist/7-up (you know what, i'll just call it SSM7U) armor and decides to become a mercenary. Pulls out a sprite and sierra mist and shoots everybody within range with a mini gun"20070114191045
MatteoSorry, I forgot. The SSM7U armor is shiny, really shiny!20070114191114
Willow*quietly sneaks up to a place where she has a clear shot at Matteo* *pulls out sniper gun and loads it with Pepsi-bullets* *takes careful aim* *pulls trigger* Yes! A perfect shot!20070114193422
MatteoAaaggghhhh! I've been hit! "luckily the pepsi bullet doesn't penetrate the armor" My best, first, and only suit of armor has a dent in it the size of Kansas! That's it, I'm joining the coke team! "Pulls out mini gun, grabs coke bullets from nearest coke member and starts spraying the nearest group of pepsi members"20070115025117
IdhrenCelegrusc*Makes the dent bigger with pepsi-grenade*20070115074757
MatteoAaaahhhhh! Help me coke people! Aren't you going to help me? I'm being overwhelmed by pepsi lovers! Aaaaaahhhhh! "crawls into a ball and sobs"20070115094303
Bob*stands there deciding wether to make his own team or just obliterate everybody*20070115103710
Rowan*Stomps on Reguba's feet and makes his face go into a pie.20070115115708
Tacstabs Rowan with a Mt. Dew saber.20070115121127
Anonymouse*is shooting himself with pepsi bullets because they're tasty :p*20070115135130
IdhrenCelegrusc*Eats pie*20070115175733
Tac*rides dirt bike.20070115183113
Anonymouse*eats dirt bike while riding pie*20070115191300
Matteo"starts shooting everybody who's eating pie with coke machine gun"20070115203545
Tac*drives monster truck* ;)20070116065422
IdhrenCelegrusc*Brings a bench in, gets popcorn, and watches the monster truck ralley about to ensue. rolleyes*20070116104139
Bob*Sits on the bench while decided if a monter truck raly should be in a food fight*20070116114136
Anonymouse*turns Tac's monster truck wheels into monster PIE wheels. :D*20070116140841
Anonymouse*turns Tac's monster truck wheels into monster PIE wheels. :D*20070116140841
Willow*sits on bench with Reguba* My family never watches that kind of stuff....which stinks, because I like it.20070116163812
Anonymouse*sits on the bench too*













































Pineapple! :D
20070116172322
WillowArn't you the one who repremanded (sp?) me for making a post like that once on Tall Rocks?20070116180149
IdhrenCelegruscWOOHOO! The big trucks 'er gonna' crush all the little trucks!20070116200448
AnonymouseMeh, maybe. :p


Crushing! :D
20070119101523
Birchpaw*buries Reguba in cake and randomly sticks candles in it*

Have a happy b-day Reg! *insert party smilies here*
20070119144732
BirchpawNow that that's done...

FOR COKE!!! FOR THE REDS!!!!

*swiftly comes to Matteo's aid and hands him a Cokesaber*

*swipes Reguba's pepsisaber* Ack! Horrid! *destroys pepsisaber and pulls out cherry cokesaber*

...

It's PINK!!! FWEE!!! *dazzles Pepsi with an amazing display of pinkness-ness-ness*
20070119151757
Anonymouse*sprays Brighty with anti-coke :P*20070119153925
Willow*hands homemade cake to Reguba* Happy Birthday, buddy! :D *still needs to decorate cake*20070119161238
Birchpaw*sprays Anony with anti-Anony*20070119162135
WillowOkay...how does that work?20070119162413
BirchpawWell, it's simple...

*Anony turns into pink icing, which puts itself on Willow's cake*

Like that!
20070119185151
Willownot pink....Ugh! NOT pink!20070119211254
MatteoHmmm, pink isn't that bad of a color for anony... :) Thanks birchpaw for the cokesaber. "pulls out cokesaber and starts hacking at the nearest group of evil pepsi people"20070119224209
Bobwhats wrong with pink *decideds randomly to bash his head against a monster truck PIE wheel mmm cherry!*20070120021819
IdhrenCelegrusc*Gets out of cake covered in uncooked batter and walks around making growling noises pretending to be a yeti!* 20070120112337
Willow*hands Reguba a towel and points him in the direction of the showers* Atleast you wern't dumped in pink icing! *waits for her mom to get home so she can decorate the cake she made*20070120125707
IdhrenCelegrusc*Lurches off to his house to scare his mom rolleyes*20070120130654
Anonymouse*sits on the cake, because there's not much else pink can do. =|*


*crawls off the cake* THE BLOB HAS COME! rolleyes

*glomps Willow*
20070120130817
IdhrenCelegruscLol
20070120130927
MatteoAaaaahhhhh! It's the pink glob from outer space! Please don't use your heat ray on me! I'll take you to my leader! "cringes in fear"20070120132229
IdhrenCelegrusc*Is watching The Cosby Show season 1 that he got on dvd for his b-day*20070120132332
Willowrolleyes Gah! Pink! *grabs towel from Reguba and runs off to the showers*20070120132544
Matteo"will hopefully watch all 3 redwall tv series on dvd after Feb. 1st"20070120132606
IdhrenCelegrusc*Has all three :D*20070120132914
Matteoaaarrrrggghhh! Idhren! I'll get you! Must... watch... redwall... tv... series.........!20070120133107
IdhrenCelegruscI only got the 3rd one yesterday for my b-day so I'm not even through the first episode yet. rolleyes20070120133720
Willow*comes back from the showers* *hands a CLEAN towel back to Reguba* sorry...had to get that color off of me...20070120134515
IdhrenCelegrusc*Hoses himself off and sprays everybody*20070120134742
BirchpawWell...CAKE!!!!

*bombs Reguba with strawberry ice cream*
20070120140523
Willow*grabs hose and sprays Reguba back*20070120141916
IdhrenCelegrusc*Drinks the pepsi that comes out of the hose*20070120142438
WillowYou sprayed yourself off with Pepsi? Kinda sticky if you ask me...20070120143354
IdhrenCelegruscLol, I grabbed a different hose after I washed sprayed myself. rolleyes
20070120144010
WillowOh....20070120145131
IdhrenCelegruscThe hose you're using now is the one I use on coke fighters. rolleyes
20070120145417
WillowOoh...*looks at hose* Nice. *squirts Pepsi into her mouth*20070120150415
IdhrenCelegrusc*Hooks up hose to fire fighting helicopter and drenches everybody :p*20070120150457
Matteo"snatches hose" i'll just use this... "hooks hose to a coke faucet and turns the hose to full blast" take this pepsi scum! Bwahahahahahahaha!20070120160706
IdhrenCelegrusc*Uses pepsi shield to repel the coke, as the two liquids repel each other!20070120161316
Matteo"turns hose higher" I'm not quite sure how I can turn the hose up higher if it is already at full blast... oh well, I'll just get another hose and overwhelm idhrencelegrusc. Bwahahahahaha! "pulls hose out of nowhere, aims it and idhren and turns it to full"20070120214250
IdhrenCelegrusc*Pushes his way forward and strikes matteo down with his pepsi saber!*20070121065303
Anonymouse*is still a blob of pink icing =*


*uses his heat ray on Matteo :D*
20070121113759
BirchpawAnony, the anti-anony only gave you a cheese ray. Sorry, but figured you'd want to know.

Anyway...

*forces a two liter of coke down Reguba's throat*
20070121133136
MatteoAaaahhh! I'm being struck by a fanatical pepsi member who's wielding a pepsi saber and shot at with cheese/heat rays! Thanks Birchpaw. "pulls out out detonator attached to a hydrogen-coke atomic bomb" Prepare to meet the competition pepsi people! This bomb has no effect against those on the coke side, but if your on the pepsi side, that's an entirely different matter... "finger begins to press the detonator" 20070121135740
IdhrenCelegrusc*Raises pepsi shield after barfing up all the coke and then commences to slice through Brighty!*20070121140228
Birchpaw*smiles* Too late, Reguba. You're already starting to dissolve, from the inside out. You cannot escape the fortune cookie! *traps Reguba in a fortune cookie*20070121155055
Anonymouse*slides around the room and eats Matteo*20070121162903
Birchpaw*grabs a chunk of Anony and feeds it to Willow*20070121165005
RowanThinks that this thing has gone to the dogs.20070121172731
Matteo(from inside anonymouse) You think you can stop me by eating me hey? Well you can't! I will detonate the bomb inside of you and all pepsi lovers will fall to their knees! Bwahahahaha! Prepare to meet your maker! "presses detonator" Now die! "bomb explodes inside anony making him explode and a giant coke mushroom cloud envelopes the entire battleground knocking all the pepsi people down and paralyzing them so they can't move" Know you are at the coke teams mercy! We shall be merciless... "evil witch laugh"20070121174129
IdhrenCelegrusc*Wonders what the heck happened to this discussion* Gosh, how did Anony become a cannibal?!20070121183324
MatteoI have no idea, but we'll never know because anony is in a million bits! Hahahaha! "smiles wryly"20070121205542
IdhrenCelegrusc*Frontflips over Matteo and stabs backwards, right through Matteo with his pepsisaber!*20070122105157
BirchpawThat's it, Reguba, you godmodder.

*pulls out a normal looking sword, which starts to glow blue*

DRAGONSTRIKE!!!!!

*Reguba is submitted to a painful, burning, death by vaporization all during a pretty blue lightshow*

*forces Matteo to drink coke*

Matteo regains health!
20070122142847
Mark GoldflashMark attacks Matteo and crushes his pepsi saber like a soda can hahahahahaha take that pepsi scum20070122165532
MatteoWhew! Thanks birchpaw! Besides, the pretty blue light show is a wonderful addition to reguba :) Mark, i'm on the coke side... "starts firing shells like crazy from challenger tank" 20070122170716
BirchpawThat ye are. *hands Mark a cokesaber*

Let us fight to win this war! *converges on Willow*
20070122170926
MatteoAll coke fans! Rally to Birchpaw and let us drive out the followers of pepsi! "follows birchpaw with a coke machine gun on one shoulder, coke anti-pepsi/tank missile on the other, and a coke saber swinging at his side! (where have you heard something similar to that? :) hint: one of the most recent redwall books)"20070122184334
IdhrenCelegrusc*Drinks flask of pepsi he keeps at his side and gains super speed, mostly from the caffeine boost. rolleyes* *Starts laying waste to the coke side*20070122194241
MatteoLaying waste? Ha! You couldn't lay waste to a bowl of potato chips!20070122212317
WillowATTENTION COKE TEAM: Do you remember Star Wars? Do you remember when Yoda went after a Coke can? No? That's because it never happened. He went after a PEPSI can. The moral of this story is: Pepsi is good. If you want to be evil (like the evil guys in Starwars) join Coke.

*drinks Pepsi*
20070123080959
IdhrenCelegrusc*Throws Matteo into a vat of toxic waste* How's that for laying waste hm?! :p20070123134602
Willowlol20070123143737
WillowGood one, Reguba!20070123143749
Mark GoldflashThe Sith are the best which proves that coke is the best hah take that Willow20070123173852
BirchpawATTENTION PEPSI TEAM:

Can you back that up?

Because I have a picture of Vader holding a can of PEPSI.

That's right.

And you say WE'RE evil???

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-2/961416/Vaderpepsi.JPG
20070123175037
BirchpawWhile I'm at it...

*rescues Matteo*
20070123175238
IdhrenCelegrusc*Matteo is by then a blood sucking mutant! :p20070123180131
Matteothanks birchpaw! "dives into a vat of coke and drinks it all" I've changed back into my former self, yeah! "throws reguba into the vat of toxic waste" take that reguba! wanna be a bloodsucking mutant? 20070123182209
IdhrenCelegrusc*Launches gauntlet-grappling hooks (think Jango Fett) and shoots up the side without harm!*20070123182526
Matteois this star wars/pepsi vs. coke wars?20070123200056
WillowVader is just a good guy in disguise...20070123200245
Matteoanswer my question please!20070123203736
IdhrenCelegruscNo, the grappling hook was a candy-cane. rolleyes20070124075608
Willowrolleyes20070124130619
Anonymouse*runs into the room. "Frog Blast the Ventcore!" and explodes*


^____^
20070124134810
Matteo? Answer my question or I'll kill everyone by hiring osama bin laden!20070124150512
BirchpawWell...no.

It's just a normal food fight.

Which should mean EVERYONE agaist EVERYONE, but you know how these Pepsi people misinterpret things like this, thinking they're supposed to be fighting for something, when really, it won't effect the status of the war in any way.

I've tried to have fights that were specifically Coke vs. Pepsi. GUESS WHO CAUSED THEM TO BE SHUT DOWN?!?!?!? *glares at certain three Pepsi supporters*
20070124152203
Matteo"glares at three certain pepsi supporter not knowing who they are"20070124170430
BirchpawWell, they're the main ones here. Reguba followed the rules for a few posts, something he has a hard time doing. *pats Reguba on the head and gives him a treat*

The other two *coughwillowcoughnonycough* Sorry, I must have a cold, we don't have a heating system in here.
20070124172157
Matteo:D :) ;) :p20070125151023
WillowYAY! I'm a Pepsi leader! :D20070125162223
Matteogood for you! :)20070126185012
Sunstripesteps into the...place...not knowing exactly what he is doing there.20070126193307
Matteoyou must join either the pepsi side "booooo!" or the coke side "yeeeeaaaaa!"20070126195216
Sunstripe*huddles in a corner wracked with indision(?sp)
20070126195818
Sunstripe*huddles in a corner wracked with indision(?sp)
20070126195912
WillowPsst! *whispers* Join Pepsi...we can protect you. ;)20070127065725
SunstripeBut, but...SALAMI!
*beans Willow and Matteo with salami chunks*
HAH!! teach you to try to hurry me along!
20070127164127
WillowI'm not hurring you along! Just giving you some Super wise advice if you value your life...because Pepsi Rules!20070127184345
Sunstripeo__O What does Hurring mean?20070127191009
SunstripeGIGO
:p
20070128122212
Willowdid I spell that right?20070128151134
SunstripeNope.
20070128152649
Tac*runs around eating a chickinwing*20070129113331
BirchpawWell, Pepsi consists of Godmodder Reguba, Willow, and some other Person...

Coke is the rest of us...

We have Ramen!!!

*munches*

*does Reguba's hair with Ramen*
20070129153731
Willow"Some other person" is Grie...(Anonymouse). And Pepsi rules....I strongly suggest you join Pepsi. STRONGLY...*starts sharpening knives*20070129185421
Sunstripe... well... in that case, *steals Birchpaw's ramen, and starts to munch* Pepsi it is!(I've always liked it better, anyway...)
:p
20070129204918
Bobi'll just join pepsi because i feel like it!!!!20070130115922
IdhrenCelegrusc*Takes a siesta rolleyes*20070130130303
MatteoBegone evil pepsi doers! Prepare to be bottled! "pulls out coke hydrogen a-bomb, again"20070130154040
BirchpawAlas, friends, what shall we do?20070130154048
Matteodetonate the bomb! "finger hovers over the detonator"20070130154912
Birchpaw*grin* Agreed!

*does the "There they go again" dance*
20070130155410
MatteoDie pepsi lovers! "presses detonator, bomb explodes, and all the pepsi people fly around like dust in a wind storm but all the coke people are unharmed"20070130165112
Sunstripe*lands heavily on ground...slowly stands up, and reaches for his pepsi*

DRAW!!
20070130165524
Matteo"snatches pepsi with protective glove and suit" hahaha! you cannot regain your strength! you are a my mercy! hahahaha!20070130171837
Willow*hands Sunstripe a whole lot of Pepsi*20070130172301
IdhrenCelegrusc*Shakes up two-liter* On three! One...two...three! SPRAY!!!20070130174741
WillowIn our mouths or at the Coke people? I've been thinking...it's not like they're ever going to join Pepsi...why waist all this lovely liquid? rolleyes20070130181701
SunstripeGood point. *Pulls out fire hose* This should show 'em!20070130200706
IdhrenCelegrusc*Puts two tons of sionide into the firetruck to be sprayed at the coke people*20070131131901
Sunstripepulls nozzle handle and sprays entire coke team (and crowd) with cyinde.20070131172350
Matteoit's cyanide! can't you spell correctly? sure i don't capitalize or punctuate correctly but at least i spell correctly! man! besides, i thought i annihilated the pepsi people already with my coke hydrogen a-bomb? remember? "pulls out another coke hydrogen a-bomb to refresh pepsi people's memories"20070131174616
WillowNo need to go bashing people. But if you really want to play that game I'm really good at it when I want to be...20070131184147
IdhrenCelegruscI was wearing a coke-resistant lab coat with goggles thrown in just for fun. rolleyes20070131193629
Matteowhat game?20070131202335
Sunstripethe spelling game, and sorry, I had to go somewhere and wanted to get my thoughts down.

(plus it's just so much fun irratating:p you)


:D
20070201151733
WillowNo, not the "spelling game". The "Bashing Game".20070201172713
IdhrenCelegruscOh yeah that's a good one! *Bashes head into a wall*20070201184655
MatteoHehehehe! Let me help you reguba... "bashes reguba's head against a concrete wall" Crash! Wow! Reguba, you have a really hard head! You broke the CONCRETE wall! "bashes reguba's head against steel-reinforced concrete wall"20070201210614
IdhrenCelegrusc*Head makes a dent in the steel that looks like Reguba grimacing. rolleyes*20070202151711
WillowThat's no fair! My mom won't let me bang my head...so mean....20070202172012
MatteoWow! Look at the imprint in the wall! What's your head made of reguba?20070202173813
Willow*drinks Pepsi while banging head in my dreams*20070202184515
Tac*pours Mt. Dew over head*20070203084712
IdhrenCelegruscBone why?20070203093237
Tacit taste good!:D20070203114053
MatteoBacon, sushi, sausage, sprite/sierra mist/ 7-up tastes good! :D20070203131232
Tacroast beef taste good!20070204082848
IdhrenCelegruscTurkey lunch meat all the way. :p20070204095958
Sade*Sade sits on the sidelines and sips a bottle of coke peacefully20070204121920
Tac*shoots Sade with a pipsi gun*20070204123733
IdhrenCelegruscOOC: Why do you spell it "pipsi"?20070204124507
Sunstripe*Renews the attack upon Matteo, and forces more than a gallon of Pepsi down his throught*

OOC: too much fun...
20070204135004
Willow*drinks Pepsi*20070204142640
IdhrenCelegrusc*Forces more pepsi down matteo's throught*20070204151547
Matteo"spits all the pepsi back into reguba's and sunstripe's face" bwark! that's disgusting! were you trying to suffocate me? "whacks sunstripe and reguba with glass bottles of coke" hahaha! take that! you'll get a nasty bump, what'll you say to that wot wot!20070204155936
BirchpawOOC: Tac was firing little yellow mice.

BIC

*summons the Guardian Dragon who takes away a third of Pepsi's HP*
20070204170831
IdhrenCelegrusc*Tapes Matteo's mouth shut with gaffer's tape*20070204191625
Tacyou are correct Brightfire. *drowns Matteo in pepsi pool*20070204193747
Matteoblub, blub... 'elp me, i'm being drowned by homicidal pepsi maniacs! 'elp me birchpaw, your my only hope :) . "shoots out of the pool like a scalded cat" yuko! i'm not going back in there!20070205041308
IdhrenCelegrusc*Laughs at Matteo*20070205090119
WillowOh, Brighty! Please don't bring AQ or DF into this! PLEASE?!20070205095826
IdhrenCelegrusc...20070205100451
WillowHey! I've got an idea! Let's see if we can get this to 100 pages before the end of the season! :D20070205101137
IdhrenCelegruscLol, Dan man'll probably restart it at page 99 just to be mean. rolleyes Jk.20070205102300
WillowWe could try...just for fun. 20070205120300
Tacwe could post endless pages of spam!;)20070205141613
IdhrenCelegruscSo far we've posted about 56 pages of spam. rolleyes20070205151017
Willowyou just made it 57. rolleyes20070205153534
Dandin*dandin walks in, eating a sugar pie* Sorry guys, but I'll be deleting this thread. Now in case some of you have the weirdness to go and try to save every page of it, don't, I'll just pull it from the table and upload it somewhere. Have a nice day. ;) [e]Edited by dandin1 on Feb 05, 2007 3:41 pm[/e]20070205153954
MartinThank you!20070205154714
IdhrenCelegruscWHY'RE YOU DELETING IT?!20070205155859
Dandin"Relax!" I'm deleting it because it's massive! It takes a while to load this forum, just because it's calculating the pages! :p So I guess that means that you want me to keep a mirror of it then? ;)20070205160312

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